People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.

squatsandsupernatural:

The number of people to which I have wanted to say this to…

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age-of-awakening:

thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

So damn magical!! And sacred

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isittimetoknit:

heartstringcrochet:

#109 Koffing, the Poison Gas Pokémon. 

Now available and READY TO SHIP!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/204514338/koffing-made-to-order

I gave this chubby guy two gas craters to look like his hands. :}

OH. MY. GOD.

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Spider web outside at night

Spider web outside at night

Flowers!

Flowers!

@jenzor13 There’s a #cat asleep in our garden #kitty #animal #awwww

@jenzor13 There’s a #cat asleep in our garden #kitty #animal #awwww

I love #Halloween edition #cakes

I love #Halloween edition #cakes

destructionandmurder:

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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